SUB60 RULES
1. There are no rules.
2. There is no rule 2.
3. See rule 1 (there are no rules).
4. The G.M is always right.
5. If the G.M is wrong then see rule 4.
6. All hashers should commit to memory rules 1,2 and 3 and be able to recite them at any hour of the day regardless of their state of inebriation.
7. No stealing. Stealing – the covert removal of another hasher’s property with the intention of depriving said hasher of such property for an indefinite period of time.
8. No stealing, but borrowing is okay. Borrowing– the act of covertly, temporarily remove another hasher’s property (property in this instance is confined to items of a portable nature and directly related to hashing, such as mugs, bugles, run report books etc). However items such as hash beer even though directly related to hashing should never be borrowed. At all times the property borrowed is held for a relatively short period of time and always returned to its hasher owner in good order. Borrowing another hasher’s property is a complex matter and where doubt exists the G.M should be consulted.
9. No fighting. This rule is absolute and the entire culture of hashing relies on strict adherence to this rule. For example, if a hasher causes you immense displeasure by stealing your car or impregnating your daughter (wives are exempt) then belt the shit out of him at some other place than the hash and some other time than Thursday night which is an evening of reverence and tranquility.
10. No discrimination. All race, culture, ethnic groups, unemployed, dogs, the retired, disabled, doctors, teachers, headmasters, police, bankers, nymphomaniacs, civil servants, Southampton supporters, estate agents, car salesmen and even Bumblebee, should be encouraged to run hashes. Alcoholics are welcomed with open arms. However athletes should be vetted and tolerated, and can never aspire to be G.M.
11. No competitiveness
12. No training. Persons caught training will be deemed to have breached rule 11, and will be liable for a charge. A range of activities may be interpreted as training and for guidance the following list is provided.
a Running other than at a hash.
b Cycling (fornication on a bike is exempt).
c Visiting a gymnasium for any other purpose than perving at the aerobics class.
d Using the stairs when an escalator is available.
e Shagging the wife or girlfriend when so pissed it turns into a marathon.
13. The G.M can add, delete, or change any rule at any time to suit his needs and requirements.
14. Amendments to rules 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 13and 14 are illegal.
15. Rules 7 – 12 are exempt at this time and should be ignored at this time, as this suits the present G.M.
